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Funny Happy Oranges Day Quotes & Sayings
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Comparing Apple to Netflix is like comparing apples to oranges, especially if the oranges made so many mistakes that people stopped eating oranges and just went back to Blockbuster.
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Everyone just needs ONE day. One day to let go. A day to not worry. One day to be creative. A day to be sad, and a day to be happy. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. Its funny how one day can do so much.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who expects to be treated like a queen on this and every other day.
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
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Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who didn't intentionally get knocked up to be on MTV.
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Happy Mother's Day to a woman who thankfully will never be a candidate for the show Monster In-Laws.
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Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom in the world besides Michelle Obama.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone smart enough to avoid motherhood.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whom I'm even more dependent on now than when I was in utero.
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Have a happy Mother's Day before your kids reach an age when they're completely jaded about Mother's Day.
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Of this they drank half a pint every day, and sometimes more or less, as it operated, by way of gentle physic. Two others had each two oranges and one lemon given them every day. These they ate with greediness, at different times, upon an empty stomach.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help.
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Happy Hump Day and Happy Leap Day everyone! Put them together, and you get an odd conversation with your spouse.
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
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May your day be touched with sunshine your heart overflow with love & your soul sing with hope. May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that comes only from happiness. Happy Boss Day!
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Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...
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