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Funny Headache Funny Headache Quotes & Sayings
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Im single, I don't have to use the headache excuse anymore.
Unknown
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
Hussein Nishah
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Oh, not now, Marvin. I have a headache.
Jessica Rabbit
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I swear I hate drama. It gives me a headache.
Unknown
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I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.
Bette Davis
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Today's headache brought to you by dumb people.
Unknown
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I think that headache after you cry is just to let you know your still alive.
Unknown
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Big studio comedies are such a headache.
Penelope Spheeris
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Arguments about Scripture achieve nothing but a stomachache and a headache.
Tertullian
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If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Samuel Butler
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Today I am thankful for family, friends, and $1 bottles of headache pills.
Unknown
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I didn't want the headache of having a publisher reviewing everything I wrote in advance.
Mark Millar
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Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
Katt Williams
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They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache.
Cesar Romero
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I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.
Cary Elwes
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I hate getting behind on emails...I have a headache from going through my inbox. Why cant I just be on top of it and reply right away!
Alex Morgan
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You stick it on, you get hot, you sweat and you get a headache in the cowl. But I'm not going to bi... about it because I get to play Batman.
Christian Bale
6 Likes
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
Unknown
128 Likes
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Be mine, my baby, my main reason to smile, my love, my other half, my sweetheart, my happiness, my headache, my everything!
Unknown
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