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Funny Headline Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Headline" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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On the average, five times as many people read the headline as read the body copy. When you have written your headline, you have spent eighty cents out of your dollar.
David Ogilvy
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Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins Lottery?
Jay Leno
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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Jay Leno
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Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.
Walter Winchell
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There is nothing likely to get you a bigger headline than attacking your own party.
Michael Laws
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I just read the headline 'Shannon Doherty's heart goes out to Kim Kardashian.' That's all.
Jason Segel
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Those who wish to cause religious conflict are small in number but often manage to dominate the headline.
Tony Blair
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Why don't you put that in the headline: 'He Only Did Three With Doris!' Set a lot of people straight.
Rock Hudson
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I'm not a headline guy. I know that as long as I was following Ruth to the plate I could have stood on my head and no one would have known the difference.
Lou Gehrig
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I headline concert halls for 20,000 people, but I still play smaller venues.
David Guetta
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The headline is the 'ticket on the meat.' Use it to flag down readers who are prospects for the kind of product you are advertising.
David Ogilvy
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Writing headlines is a specialty - there are outstanding writers who will tell you they couldn't write a headline to save their lives.
Bill Walsh
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If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: President Can't Swim.
Lyndon B Johnson
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The gleam in their eyes telegraphs only too clearly that they are hoping for a headline, which of course means something disparaging, because nothing makes such good copy as a feud.
Leslie Charteris
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The headline is the most important element of an ad. It must offer a promise to the reader of a believable benefit. And it must be phrased in a way to give it memory value.
Morris Hite
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There is an urgent need for Americans to look deeply into themselves and their actions, and musical poetry is perhaps the most effective mirror available. Every newspaper headline is a potential song.
Phil Ochs
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The headline is the most important element of an ad. It must offer a promise to the reader of a believable benefit. And it must be phrased in a way to give it memory value.
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When you are thrown onto the stage at 17 in such an enormous way, it becomes living on the edge because every step you take, every word you speak, every action you do becomes headline news. And it became, for me, life or death.
Boris Becker
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
Larry David
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