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Suggest Revision: I'm just drawing you a map...so that when I tell you to go to hell, you will know exactly where to go!
 
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Suggest Revision: Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
 
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Suggest Revision: I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
 
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Suggest Revision: The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
 
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