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 Saint Augustine quotes 
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Suggest Revision: O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
 
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Suggest Revision: Take my hand, and hold on tight, don't let go, don't you dare even try, there are so many roads to travel, so much still to find, and with the help of our lord, I want you to help me try and reach for the sky.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
 
 Bill Gates quotes 
Suggest Revision: Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
 
 Kanye West quotes 
Suggest Revision: I'm trying to right my wrongs, but it's funny the same wrongs help me write this song.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm trying to right my wrongs, But it's funny the same wrongs help me write this song.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm trying to right my wrongs, but it's funny the same wrongs help me write this song.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
 
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Suggest Revision: God, give me strength to bear my cross, a burden that I gladly bear. Help me to count the world as loss, I'm cheered to know that you still care.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes two simple little words like 'Help me' becomes the most difficult thing to say.
 
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