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Funny Hiding From Police Quotes & Sayings
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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
Kayla Knight
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Ronnie Barker
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
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Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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Actually I ran away from school when I was 13. No one could find me, and the police were called. I was just hiding in a little thicket of grass at my school, and went to sleep.
Zhang Ziyi
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The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.
Robert Peel
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The basic mission of Police is to PREVENT crime and disorder. The public are the police and the police are the public, and both share the same responsibility for community safety.
Stephen Covey
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession...
Melchor Lim
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will you flee to safety and wonder what could've been? Don't be afraid, don't ever be afraid. Oh, you've been hiding. you've been hiding. You've been hiding in the shadows.
Chiodos
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Trust those people who can see three things in you: sadness, hiding behind a smile, love, hiding behind an anger, and the cause of your silence.
Unknown
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There is no requirement that police stop a person who enters a police station and states that he wishes to confess a crime or a person who calls the police to offer a confession because volunteered statements of any kind are not barred by the 5th Amendment.
Earl Warren
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If your stomach feels weak, then my work here is done, done. To hide from our twisted ways, I've been hiding in this bed. Been hiding in this bed for weeks.
Chiodos
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I have to admit, that hiding my heart doesn't only hurt others it hurts me the most, hiding from reality and building my own walls made me loss alot
Ghaidaa Atef
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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Society questions the police and their methods, and the police say, Do you want the criminals off the street or not?
Kurt Russell
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That brings up an interesting philosophical question is it okay to snitch to the police on the police?
Riley Freeman
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If they tell the police, the police will find out she was driving, and her career will be put into hell.
Nicholas Mosley
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