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Suggest Revision: The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
 
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Suggest Revision: Honesty is the best policy. Unless, of course, you're posting a Facebook Profile picture.
 
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Suggest Revision: A person who surrenders when hes WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if hes RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.
 
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Suggest Revision: Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
 
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