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Funny Hoochie High Water Quotes & Sayings
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High priced hoochie, love that coochie. But I won't sit back and let a broad use me.
SPM
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There's high, and there's high, and to get really high--I mean so high that you can walk on the water, that high--that's where I'm goin'.
George Harrison
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There's high, and there's high, and to get really high - I mean so high that you can walk on the water, that high-that's where I'm going.
George Harrison
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
Winston Churchill
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No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
Jarod Kintz
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It's the board I had a problem with. I could totally handle being in the water and stuff. I came here to do my own stunts. Water! Ocean! Action! Big waves! That water, that water has tamed me. You can feel that the world is connected to it.
Michelle Rodriguez
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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A liberal is a person who believes that water can be made to run uphill. A conservative is someone who believes everybody should pay for his water. I'm somewhere in between: I believe water should be free, but that water flows downhill.
Theodore White
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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Now that you heard my calm voice. You couldn't get another ni..., hoochie wont get moist. If you wanna look good and not be bummy, girl you better give me that money! Aooow...
Old Dirty Bastard
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Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
Bruce Lee
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The water is your friend. You don't have to fight with water, just share the same spirit as the water, and it will help you move.
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It's a beautiful thing, diving into the cool crisp water and then just sort of being able to pull your body through the water and the water opening up for you.
Dawn Fraser
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Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend.
Bruce Lee
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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Water, water, every where, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink.
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I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope... and I know why.
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