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Suggest Revision: A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
 
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Suggest Revision: I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
 
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Suggest Revision: My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
 
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Suggest Revision: I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
 
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Suggest Revision: Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
 
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Suggest Revision: Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
 
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Suggest Revision: Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
 
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