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Funny Houston Quotes & Sayings
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I happen to represent Enron here in Houston. We have many good corporate citizens here in Houston. Enron happened to have been one.
Sheila Jackson Lee
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In Washington, the first thing people tell you is what their job is. In Los Angeles you learn their star sign. In Houston you're told how rich they are. And in New York they tell you what their rent is.
Simon Hoggart
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I have nothing, nothing, nothing. If I don't have you, you, you, you.
Whitney Houston
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I'd rather be alone than unhappy.
Whitney Houston
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Houston, we have a problem.
Apollo 13
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Nobody likes to be picked on. Nobody.
Whitney Houston
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I will always love you. You, my darling you.
Whitney Houston
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Houston, we've had a problem here.
James A Lovell
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If it had been what was supposed to happen, it would have happened.
Allan Houston
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Houston, we have a 'possum.
Unknown
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I almost wish I could be more exciting, that I could match what is happening out there to me.
Whitney Houston
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I'm every woman. It's all in me...Anything you want done baby, I do it naturally.
Whitney Houston
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All the debutantes in Houston, couldn't hold a candle to you.
The Eagles
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If you ever go to Houston, you better walk right, you better not stagger, you better not fight.
Lead Belly
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I feel so blessed to just have done what I had done. To be able to just use what God has given me is a blessing.
Whitney Houston
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We all have the extraordinary coded within us, waiting to be released.
Jean Houston
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In Houston everyone owns guns and uses 'em - sometimes just for the hell of it.
Shelley Duvall
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Words are the basic tools, if you are a writer.
James Houston
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I found the greatest love of all...Inside of me.
Whitney Houston
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