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Funny Human Quotes & Sayings
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
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Steve Martin is one of the most intelligent, well-read human beings that I've ever come across. He is equally as funny off screen as he is on. But he also has a very intellectual side, and he's a really nice human being. We actually become good friends.
Anthony LaPaglia
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The salvation of this human world lies nowhere else than in the human heart, in the human power to reflect, in human meekness and human responsibility.
Vaclav Havel
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Yes, I see the Mobile Base System really is the shoulder of the arm. The arm is right there, like a human arm. It's really funny to look at the similarities between a human arm and the Canadian robotics arm.
Philippe Perrin
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Albert Einstein
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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An extra-terrestrial philosopher, who had watched a single youth up to the age of twenty-one and had never come across any other human being, might conclude that it is the nature of human beings to grow continually taller and wiser in an indefinite progress towards perfection; and this generalization would be just as well founded as the generalization which evolutionists base upon the previous history of this planet.
Bertrand Russell
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Cruelty has a human heart, And jealousy a human face Terror, the human form divine, And secrecy, the human dress
William Blake
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For Mercy has a human heart, Pity, a human face, And Love, the human form divine, And Peace, the human dress
William Blake
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You've got a great personality, but not for a human being.
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So tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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The human is indissolubly linked with imitation: a human being only becomes human at all by imitating other human beings.
Theodor Adorno
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To err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
Milton Berle
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To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Paul Ehrlich
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To err is human...to really foul up requires the root password.
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Cruelty has a human heart, and jealousy a human face. Terror, the human form divine, And secrecy, the human dress.
William Blake
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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