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Funny I Dont Want To Bump Into You Quotes & Sayings
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Dont drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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Dont waste your time helping people who dont want your help. Let them fall and bump their head, thats the only way they will learn.
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Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Psychology, human psychology, describes a bump on the bump.
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Dont Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.
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When we bump into each other at the Gay Pride Parade, remember to look surprised.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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I dont like bi...es. I dont like ho... I dont like fakes. I dont like brown nosers. long story short...I DONT LIKE YOU!
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tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.
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I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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What else? She is so beautiful. You dont get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten. You dont get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.
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Dont settle, dont give up, dont quit, dont complain, dont stop working towards what you want in life! Just keep working.
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Dont make promises you cant keep. Dont give others false hope. Dont break hearts. DONT HURT MY FRIEND. Is that so hard for you to understand.
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If you dont like me then you dont like me. I dont need to know an explanation because Idgaf.
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