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Funny I Got Paid Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny I Got Paid" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
Florenz Ziegfeld
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When I walked into the Oval Office, I had more than a trillion-dollar deficit greeting me. And we know where it came from: two wars that were paid for on a credit card; two tax cuts that were not paid for; and a whole bunch of programs that were not paid for; and then a massive economic crisis.
Barack Obama
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You are not paid to work hard and paid for effort at all. You are paid for results.
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We got the same degree but since I have a pe..s I'll get paid more.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back
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Hey you ve been living in my heart but you havent paid your rent.
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The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
Robert Benchley
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I loved being on the radio. Being paid to talk? It's like being paid to eat.
Rachel Maddow
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The man who does more than he is paid for will soon be paid for more than he does.
Napoleon Hill
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I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
Aaron Allston
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I did my time for the ..... I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues.
Mike Tyson
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When debts are not paid because they cannot be paid, the best thing to do is not talk about them, and shuffle the cards again.
Camilo Jose Cela
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I was paid to read Western economic texts. In a way, the regime paid for their own undermining.
Vaclav Klaus
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One very clear impression I had of all the Beautiful People was their prudence. It may be that they paid for their own airline tickets, but they paid for little else.
James Brady
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I don't get paid what people think I get paid for fighting.
Gina Carano
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I don't get paid like a person that everyone knows, but I get paid so much more in so many ways.
Esai Morales
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I shoplifted. I was about five years old, and I took a candy from a store. We paid for three of them, but I took four, and I went home and cried. My mom took me back, and I paid for the missing piece.
Carrie-Anne Moss
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We borrowed money, it helped us with bonds and what not, and the Federal Government backed it, but it was a guarantee, it was not a grant. And we not only paid it off, but we paid it off ahead of time.
David Dinkins
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I'm G U T T A, hops in the whip and I gotta get paid. fu.. them bi...es I ain't tryna get paid, walk in my house you can meet my maid.
Ace Hood
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