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 Candea Core-Starke I Enjoy Convalescence It Is The Part That Makes The Illness Worthwhile George Bernard Shaw quotes 
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Suggest Revision: When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for a while before trying to get back up.
 
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Suggest Revision: Jealousy is a terrible disease please Get well soon bitch!
 
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Suggest Revision: HATING is an emotional disease... so for those who hate me... Hope you get well soon...
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
 
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