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Funny Im Bad Luck Quotes & Sayings
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There's always the same amount of good luck and bad luck in the world. If one person doesn't get the bad luck, somebody else will have to get it in their place. There's always the same amount of good and evil, too. We can't eradicate evil, we can only evict it, force it to move across town. And when evil moves, some good always goes with it. But we can never alter the ratio of good to evil. All we can do is keep things stirred up so neither good nor evil solidifies. That's when things get scary. Life is like a stew, you have to stir it frequently, or all the scum rises to the top.
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There's always the same amount of good luck and bad luck in the world. If one person doesn't get the bad luck, somebody else will have to get it in their place. There's always the same amount of good and evil, too. We can't eradicate evil, we can only evict it, force it to move across town. And when evil moves, some good always goes with it. But we can never alter the ratio of good to evil. All we can do is keep things stirred up so neither good nor evil solidifies. That's when things get scary. Life is like a stew, you have to stir it frequently, or all the scum rises to the top.
Tom Robbins
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There's always the same amount of good luck and bad luck in the world. If one person doesn't get the bad luck, somebody else will have to get it in their place. There's always the same amount of good and evil, too. We can't eradicate evil, we can only evict it, force it to move across town. And when evil moves, some good always goes with it. But we can never alter the ratio of good to evil. All we can do is keep things stirred up so neither good nor evil solidifies. That's when things get scary. Life is like a stew, you have to stir it frequently, or all the scum rises to the top.
Tom Robbins
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Good and bad luck are synonyms, in the great majority of instances, for good and bad judgment
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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
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Too much luck is bad luck
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I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
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I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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Victory awaits he who has everything in order - luck people call it. Defeat is certain for he who has neglected to take the necessary precautions in time; this is called bad luck.
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There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck, just God's blessings and lessons.
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Most of us regard good luck as our right, and bad luck as a betrayal of that right.
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Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
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