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Funny Impression Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Impression" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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One never gets a chance to make a first impression. But remember that the first impression is not the last chance to make a good impression.
Unknown
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Funny when the impression people get from you at first is instantly because they heard something about you...
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Your first impression of someone is usually an accurate impression. Try to remember that.
Unknown
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It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Rami Belson
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You can create a good impression on yourself by being right, he realizes, but for creating a good impression on others there's nothing to beat being totally and catastrophically wrong.
Michael Frayn
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Sometimes one creates a dynamic impression by saying something, and sometimes one creates as significant an impression by remaining silent.
Dalai Lama
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If you've recently followed me under the impression that I might tweet something funny, I've got some bad news for you...
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If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to make me laugh. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. Thats not a turn-on for me.
Ryan Phillippe
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Almost everyone will make a good first impression, but only a few will make a good lasting impression.
Sonya Parker
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Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
Family Guy
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I was under the impression that you felt the same too...
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I just get the impression that everyone is willing me to succeed.
Stuart Pearce
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It's feeling like the second chance and its the first impression
Drake
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Whatever makes an impression on the heart seems lovely in the eye.
Sa'Di
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The xtreme always makes an impression.
Jeff Hardy
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There seems to be this impression that if I really am a psychotherapist, I can't be serious about it. They think there must be something fishy going on.
Pamela Stephenson
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Getting the Oscar had the biggest impression on me.
Herbie Hancock
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