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Funny Incompetent Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
Aaron Allston
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Isaac Asimov
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I would rather have a competent extremist than an incompetent moderate.
Leon Jaworski
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Besides, I'm fairly incompetent. I can't play that fast.
Benmont Tench
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Isaac Asimov
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I feel incompetent to perform duties... which have been so unexpectedly thrown upon me.
Andrew Johnson
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Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
John Maynard Keynes
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Date someone on the same level as you & you won't have to worry about feeling controlled or incompetent.
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Dame Edith Sitwell
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I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
General Curtis Le May
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One should fight like the devil the temptation to think well of editors. They are all, without exception - at least some of the time, incompetent or crazy.
John Gardner
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
John Cleese
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Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
George Bernard Shaw
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Government is inherently incompetent, and no matter what task it is assigned, it will do it in the most expensive and inefficient way possible.
Charley Reese
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It often happens that when a person possesses a particular ability to an extraordinary degree, nature makes up for it by leaving him or her incompetent in every other department.
Robert Shea
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Whatever one thinks of President George W. Bush and his unilateralist crew, most of the people laughing at us do not think we are evil. What they think is that we are naive and incompetent.
Richard Reeves
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I knew in my gut that there was something wrong with a system that couldn't fire its incompetents, and I had my share of incompetent college teachers.
Luke Ford
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I believe that the American administration of Iraq has been arrogant, has pursued policies that are illegal in international law and has been ignorant and incompetent. I said this very forthrightly to the senators.
Juan Cole
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War is something Arafat sends others to do for him. That is, the poor souls who believe in him. This pompous incompetent caused the failure of the Camp David negotiations, Clinton's mediation.
Oriana Fallaci
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