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Funny Infant T Shirts Quotes & Sayings
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Dave Barry
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Those who have lost an infant are never, in a way, without an infant.
Leigh Hunt
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The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base.
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When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.
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The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base.
Dave Barry
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base
Dave Barry
85 Likes
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Dave Barry
133 Likes
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Mens shirts have the buttons on the right, but womens shirts have the buttons on the left.
Unknown
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Rick Ross shirts be looking like a sheet from a King size bed!
Unknown
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Let's give thanks there isn't a parade where straight guys feel comfortable enough to take off their shirts and dance.
Unknown
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If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts.
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like the previous generation. It hasnt yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer.
Ron Klugman
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I have a closet full of blazers and more striped shirts than any human could possibly wear. Somehow I think that I don't have striped shirts, and then I look at my closet and go, 'Oh, I have ten.' But then you always end up with your favourite striped shirt of the moment, and you don't end up wearing any of the other ones.
Jennifer Morrison
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I wish I'd been a mixed infant.
Brendan Behan
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I can sleep anywhere. I'm like an infant.
Lauren Conrad
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It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little infant, perhaps, the one is as painful as the other.
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What is wrong with me I just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
Dave Chappelle
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