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Funny Insomnia Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Insomnia" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I remember there was this thing I used to do at night. I think it was called "sleep."
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The last refuge of the insomniac is a sense of superiority to the sleeping world.
Leonard Cohen
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Not being able to sleep because that certain someone is on your mind.
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My sleeping schedule is ruined because of Internet.
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I've always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed.
David Benioff
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Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Joseph Wood Krutch
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Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Joseph Wood Krutch
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I'd get a lot more sleep if I didnt insist on reading the entire internet every night.
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Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Joseph Wood Krutch
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Listen to this, sometime in ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all month pms, fluid retention, insomnia, depression, hot flashes or irregular periods.
Charlotte York
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I do my best thinking when I should be sleeping.
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Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking.
Clifton Fadiman
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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They say lifes a dream, call this in insomnia cuz this ain't wonderland damn sure ain't narnia and once you cross the line you can't change your mind and yeah I'm a monster but I'm no Frankenstein.
Bruno Mars
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That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep you'd get if you fell asleep at that moment.
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The night is the hardest time to be alive and 4am knows all my secrets.
Poppy Z Brite
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The mania started with insomnia and not eating and being driven, driven to find an apartment, driven to see everybody, driven to do New York, driven to never shut up.
Patty Duke
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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