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Funny Jason Bateman Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Obviously, I did a couple of things right on the old casting couch.
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I just love doing sitcoms. I'd be in them till I was gray if they'd have me.
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I have to warn you: I bet horses like a girl.
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Not many get a chance to hit the career re-set button.
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A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.
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I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness.
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I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face.
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Jennifer Aniston and I have always just really gotten along well... I was just fortunate to be a good fit for parts in her films.
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I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I never stuck anything in my arm, but I certainly enjoyed my youth.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I would rather do three or four small parts every year as opposed to some of the lower-hanging fruit that might get my name above the title.
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I used to play a lot of golf, but that's not conducive to a healthy relationship so I've hung up the sticks.
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David Cross is one of the best comedic minds we have going nowadays. His subversive humor is backed up by his intellect.
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My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend as much time with my wife, who is my best friend.
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I remember my dad working with me on breaking down my script and writing out a back story for my character and all that stuff.
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Guys like Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Sacha Baron Cohen, they do things you love to watch. I like to do the other half.
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since I'm half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
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Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.
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If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people.
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I'd worked so hard that by the time I was 20, I wanted to play hard. And I did that really well.
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