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Funny Jesus Aladdin Pick Up Quotes & Sayings
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I'm NOT worthless! And I DON"T have fleas! (sighs) Come on, Abu. Let's go home. -Aladdin
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Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends! -Aladdin
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Abu, this is no time to panic! Start panicing!! -Aladdin
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Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince! -Aladdin
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Watch out, they spit!
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All of this for a loaf of bread? -Aladdin
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
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Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad a.. up.
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Lady: Getting in to trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin? Al: Trouble? No way! You're only in trouble if you get caught. Guard: GOTCHA! Al: I'm in trouble!
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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When your crying yourself to sleep, know that Jesus is lending his shoulder to you. When your pushed to the ground, know that Jesus is holding out his hands to you. When you feel like dying, know that Jesus died to let you live. When you feel like no one loves you, know that Jesus loves you more than you can imagine.
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You may never know that JESUS is all you need, until JESUS is all you have.
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I liked The DaVinci Code. It just had the concept. The core element of the concept of the book deals with whether or not Jesus had relatives and how they had to hide in these paintings every connection that came or might have led back to Jesus, and its crazy to me that they do shit like that. Is it because Jesus really aint no white boy and hes black? The Old Testament describes him as a black man. The New Testament, the King James version, is some ol funny-style shit. Just for the record, King James was, from my understanding, a homos..ual. I dont knock that, I just dont live by that. I follow the Old Testament.
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In Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ alone forgiveness of sin and guilt is possible. Eternal life is possible in Jesus Christ alone.
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I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me? I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss why are you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even. They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
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At the end of the day, the most important relationship we can have is the one with our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
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We will never be truly happy until we make God through Jesus Christ the source of our fulfillment.
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A big shout out goes to my Lord Jesus Christ for always being with and putting up with me!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Thank you lord for waking me up this morning. Please help me to focus on being more like you and resist any temptations of the devil that come my way today. Cover me with your blood jesus and just help me to keep your commands. In Jesus name I pray, amen
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