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Funny Jewish Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not Jewish but would still appreciate some acknowledgment for working on a Jewish holiday.
Unknown
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
Sarah Silverman
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My resolution this Jewish New Year is to try and care that it's the Jewish New Year.
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Jewish immigration in the 20th century was fueled by the Holocaust, which destroyed most of the European Jewish community. The migration made the United States the home of the largest Jewish population in the world.
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I didn't want to be on the losing side. I was fed up with Jewish weakness, timidity and fear. I didn't want any more Jewish sentimentality and Jewish suffering. I was sickened by our sad songs.
Lionel Blue
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If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Jewish Proverb
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But, when I toil in the field of Jewish culture which I frequently do, I am indeed a Jewish artist.
Theodore Bikel
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Since 1985, I have written about contemporary Jewish practice and the Jewish community.
Anita Diament
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A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both
Jewish Proverb
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If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.
Jewish Proverb
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A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return.
Jewish Proverb
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Make sure to be in with your equals if you're going to fall out with your superiors.
Jewish Proverb
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Don't live in a town where there are no doctors.
Jewish Proverb
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Don't look for more honor than your learning merits.
Jewish Proverb
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He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good.
Jewish Proverb
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
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I think it was when I was nineteen, by that time the Jewish laws were already in force and the split was beginning to come about which isolated the Jewish culture.
Gyorgy Legeti
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Not to have felt pain is not to have been human.
Jewish Proverb
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If not for fear, sin would be sweet.
Jewish Proverb
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Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
Jewish Proverb
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