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Funny Jewish Birth Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not Jewish but would still appreciate some acknowledgment for working on a Jewish holiday.
Unknown
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
Sarah Silverman
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My resolution this Jewish New Year is to try and care that it's the Jewish New Year.
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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I'm 100 percent Irish by birth, grew up Italian, and yet I constantly get cast as playing Jewish.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Jewish immigration in the 20th century was fueled by the Holocaust, which destroyed most of the European Jewish community. The migration made the United States the home of the largest Jewish population in the world.
Jon Porter
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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I didn't want to be on the losing side. I was fed up with Jewish weakness, timidity and fear. I didn't want any more Jewish sentimentality and Jewish suffering. I was sickened by our sad songs.
Lionel Blue
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Since 1985, I have written about contemporary Jewish practice and the Jewish community.
Anita Diament
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But, when I toil in the field of Jewish culture which I frequently do, I am indeed a Jewish artist.
Theodore Bikel
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If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Jewish Proverb
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If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.
Jewish Proverb
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A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both
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A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return.
Jewish Proverb
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Don't look for more honor than your learning merits.
Jewish Proverb
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Don't live in a town where there are no doctors.
Jewish Proverb
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Make sure to be in with your equals if you're going to fall out with your superiors.
Jewish Proverb
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He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good.
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