TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Job App Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Job App" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Work
Economy
Money
Work
Job
Funny Unemployment
Funny Facebook Status
Funny
Dating
Men And Women
Bosses Day
Job
Jokes
Sarcasm
Managers
Management
Career
Employees
Show more
Men
Humor
Purpose
Judgment
Healing
Positivity
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Funny Pilot
Instagram
God
Haters
Negative People
Reason
Funny Christmas
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
Christmas Humor
Facebook
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Interesting
New Year Funny
Funny New Year
Bible
Graduation
QUOTES
So evidently music was a killer app and is a killer app for computer and the Internet; it just took the tech industry a long time to hear that message.
Thomas Dolby
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
We feel that your job performance would improve greatly if you just quit doing your job.
Unknown
10 Likes
Funny quotes
Work quotes
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
Seth Rogen
3 Likes
I need a calm down app on my android.
Kirko Bangz
43 Likes
Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job; its a depression when you lose your own.
Harry S Truman
60 Likes
Economy quotes
Money quotes
Work quotes
Job quotes
Funny Unemployment quotes
Sponsored Links
I dont ask for a blow job because the word job makes it sound like its strenuous physical labor. Instead, I ask for mouth hugs.
Unknown
674 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.
Jerry Seinfield
9 Likes
Funny quotes
Dating quotes
Why cant Facebook just make ONE app that works? No need for camera, messenger and whatever else.. AM I ASKING TOO MUCH??!!
Justine Ezarik
1 Likes
My fiance and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer.
Unknown
48 Likes
Funny quotes
Men And Women quotes
This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.
Unknown
9 Likes
Funny quotes
Bosses Day quotes
Sponsored Links
...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
Unknown
4880 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
7 Likes
Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.
Unknown
75 Likes
Work quotes
Job quotes
Jokes quotes
Sarcasm quotes
Funny quotes
Managers quotes
Management quotes
Career quotes
Employees quotes
The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job.
Unknown
6 Likes
Funny quotes
Work quotes
Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your wife/girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice.
Unknown
28 Likes
Men quotes
Dating quotes
Humor quotes
Sponsored Links
You really should not do this job unless you're willing to put in that enormous amount of effort. You should not do the job unless you're willing to take risks. And you shouldn't do the job unless you're willing to lose the job, too.
Anthony A Williams
3 Likes
your job is not to judge. You job is not figure out if someone deserves something. Your job is to lift the fallen, to restore the broken, and to heal the hurting.
Unknown
46 Likes
Purpose quotes
Job quotes
Judgment quotes
Healing quotes
Positivity quotes
My job is to do the work, and how many people watch it, the reception that it gets, and all of that is just business. My job is to go in, do the role, and do the best job that I can do. It doesnt matter whether youre on NBC, CBS, UPN, The WB, or whatever. It doesnt matter. Your job is to go in and do that job to the best of your ability every week.
Alfonso Ribeiro
8 Likes
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White
16 Likes
Funny quotes
Work quotes
Funny Unemployment quotes
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
565 Likes
Funny quotes
Feelings quotes
Being Hurt quotes
Broken Promises quotes
Being Disappointed quotes
People Change quotes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 19
Beautiful
Being A Mom
Being Disrespected
Being Played
Blindness
Computer
Consequences
Dreams
Drink
Drinking
Drugs
Dumb
Duty
Forget
HEALTH
Loneliness
Mom
New Beginning
Remember Me
Self-Confidence
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™