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Funny Joke About Immortality Quotes & Sayings
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
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Immortality is not a gift, Immortality is an achievement; And only those who strive mightily Shall possess it
Edgar Lee Masters
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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You can believe in God without believing in immortality, but it is hard to see how anyone can believe in immortality and not believe in God
Ernest Dimnet
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
Unknown
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
Unknown
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
Kiara Sellars
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Immortality is the genius to move others long after you yourself have stopped moving
Frank Rooney
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Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Susan Ertz
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Immortality is not a gift, Immortality is an achievement; And only those who strive mightily Shall possess it.
Edgar Lee Masters
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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How prudently we proud men compete for nameless graves, while now and then some starveling of late forgets himself into immortality
Wendell Phillips
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Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
Peter Ustinov
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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