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Funny Joke To My Wife Quotes & Sayings
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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
Robert Frost
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Jim Backus
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.
Ritu Ghatourey
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A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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A rich man's joke is always funny.
Thomas Edward Brown
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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Richard Russo
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
David Cross
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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Fearing a man is a joke. If he can breathe, then he can choke.
Shardaya Johnson
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