Funny Jokes About Adam And Eve

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Suggest Revision: I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah... it's just not enough is it?
 
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Suggest Revision: None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.
 
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Suggest Revision: Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
 
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Suggest Revision: Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about
 
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Suggest Revision: Adam and Eve are like imaginary number, like the square root of minus one... If you include it in your equation, you can calculate all manners of things, which cannot be imagined without it.
 
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Suggest Revision: If the Prodigal Son's a parable, and if Adam and Eve are metaphors, then maybe God is just figure of speech.
 
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Suggest Revision: Adding and subtracting was good enough for Eden, but in there fallen state God thought Adam and Eve needed to multiply.
 
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Suggest Revision: It all goes back, of course, to Adam and Eve - a story which shows among other things, that if you make a woman out of a man, you are bound to get into trouble.
 
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Suggest Revision: Man's survival, from the time of Adam and Eve until the invention of agriculture, must have been precarious because of his inability to ensure his food supply.
 
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Suggest Revision: Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.
 
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