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Funny Jokes About Weight Quotes & Sayings
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Nikhil Saluja
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My New Years resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds.
Nia Vardalos
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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Most of things in life are easy to lose, and hard to gain. Unfortunately, this isn't in the case for weight...
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If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be SO skinny!
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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It saddens me every day when people come up and say, 'OK, how did you lose that weight?' I can't speak about it because I am not an authority on weight loss. I am just not. I am not challenged with a medical situation that's weight-related and that I need to pay attention to.
Renee Zellweger
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