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Funny Jokes For Birthday Cardsay Cards Quotes & Sayings
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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you're getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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Studies clearly indicate that those who get 'Get Well' cards sooner and more often have a 80% faster recovery rate, so I want to wish you a Happy Birthday.
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Ushering in your 18th Birthday, say hello to a driver's license, multiple dates, credit cards, a room of your own and your own phone bills. How does that sound for a life ahead? Happy 18th Birthday!
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I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last.
Al Forman
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Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
Henry Youngman
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
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50?! I demand a recount!!
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It's your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey...'It's your 60th birthday!' Hope your year is better than those ears!
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All I want for my birthday is another birthday.
Ian Dury
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The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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