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Funny Junk Food Quotes & Sayings
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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
Unknown
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We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a f*cking lactose intolerance?!
Chris Rock
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When poets write about food it is usually celebratory. Food as the thing-in-itself, but also the thoughtful preparation of meals, the serving of meals, meals communally shared: a sense of the sacred in the profane.
Joyce Carol Oates
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If I am wearing an apron, shits about to get crazy in the kitchen.
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Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
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I admire your use of the Food Network as a distraction from your eating disorder.
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Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked.
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When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
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Living creatures are nourished by food, and food is nourished by rain; rain itself is the water of life, which comes from selfless worship and service.
Bhagavad Gita
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One day, Im gonna make the onions cry...
Tanya Bianco
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Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.
Unknown
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So I got gas yesterday for $1.39! Too bad it was only from Taco Bell.
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All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips...
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
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Domino's Pizza: 'Now made with real cheese!' Me: What the fu.. did you use before!?
Unknown
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I want the type of relationship that Rick Ross has with his refrigerator.
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I thought I would someday outgrow Ramen noodles. Man, was I wrong.
Unknown
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz
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It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
Alan Ladd
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