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Funny Keep Your Head Quotes & Sayings
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When you fall head over heels in love, you must land on your head and become stupid in love because you never see any imperfections.
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My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head.
Karen Duffy
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Mitch Hedberg
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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At great, great remove sit the head of General Electric, the head of News Corp, the head of Viacom, or the head of this giant international corporation that wants these ratings.
Norman Lear
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Sometimes I wonder if MEN have any INTELLIGENCE at all...because more often than not, they make decisions with THE HEAD in their PANTS not THE HEAD on their SHOULDERS!
Ginger Gibson
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Was it real or was it fake? Was it all a mistake? Boy, I just gotta know was it all in my head, all in my head? Did you ever feel the same? Was my mind just playing games? Boy, I just gotta know was it all in my head, all in my head?
Tori Kelly
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I'm telling you, until I shaved my head, I never realized how much heat is lost through the top of the head. I walk out in winter and it feels like I have an ice pack on my head. Unbelievable.
Bryan Cranston
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If there's ever a price on your head, take it.
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I'm gettin head while givin' head, that's a head-on collision.
Lil Wayne
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Nodding the head does not row the boat.
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A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.
Oliver Herford
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
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Its funny how you can hate someone & be completely head over heels for them at the same time. Be mad at them but want to comfort them too.
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People are funny you don't even know about the shit that I been through. I just want some head in a comfortable bed, it could all be so simple.
Drake
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Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.
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Any attempt to stretch fuel is guaranteed to increase head wind.
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A film is never really any good unless the camera is an eye in the head of a poet.
Orson Welles
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Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make.
Steven Spielberg
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