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Funny Kim Kardashian Quotes & Sayings
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always thought my nose was a little big, but I guess people think that I had it done and I guess I should take it as a compliment. I am not against plastic surgery whatsoever.
Kim Kardashian
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I think that people are so quick to judge, I mean just a photograph you know, and I understand everyone wants to make someone a target, but some of the people even you have put up on your site that I have never even met before.
Kim Kardashian
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There are also reports that I made millions of dollars off of the wedding. These reports are simply not true and it makes me so sad to have to even clarify this.
Kim Kardashian
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I wanted to be a teacher. My dad was a teacher.
Kim Kardashian
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Im not poor; Im not desperate, I would never attempt to sell a tape. It would humiliate me and ruin my family. I dont need the money. Its humiliating; its embarrassing. Its something I feel very betrayed by, but Im not pointing any fingers.
Kim Kardashian
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I'm loving the ripped jeans look! Also, I've been embracing "recession-ista" style which is why I co-founded ShoeDazzle.com. Women need to be able to stay trendy and fashion-forward without having to spend a fortune.
Kim Kardashian
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It's a very tough time, obviously, for our entire family and especially my sister, Kim. But we're all here as a family, supportive, always, no matter what decision she makes. So it's just our job now to be there for her.
Rob Kardashian
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The perfume is coming along great! It's been an amazing experience creating it. It's been a lot of work, but I am beyond thrilled with the outcome. I have thought about my own makeup line, and it's absolutely a goal of mine for the future.
Kim Kardashian
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Its so frustrating watching someone close to you make all the wrong choices and decisions...but I guess you need to sit back and let them learn.
Kim Kardashian
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[on rumors her booty isn't real] I have no idea where this all attention came from. I have always dressed the same its nothing new. I think people just started picking up on it I dont even know how it happened. And there are all these rumours about whether its fake or if its real.
Kim Kardashian
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I was okay with school. My sister Kourtney was extremely smart. I always read a little slower. She was really mean to me. She would make me organize the bookshelf in our room. She would boss me around. I was like a B student. I didn't love school.
Kim Kardashian
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White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.
Kim Kardashian
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White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.
Kim Kardashian
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I used to love heavy makeup and smokier eyes, and wouldn't really try new looks. Now, I will try anything and love fresh, lighter looks.
Kim Kardashian
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I wouldn't let the paps get a pic of me today & they threatened my life & said if I continue to block shots then they will make my world dangerous to live in! How dare they threaten my life & my unborn child! This has gotten way out of control!
Kim Kardashian
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I wake up and just thanks the lord for my family and friends! Seriously I love life! I love all of the people who are in my life!
Kim Kardashian
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Lot of ho.. are down for taking pictures cause you're flashy, you can't even imagine, maybe Kim Kardashian, number one song and a Grammy, now I'm smashing, maserati crashing, swerving through the traffic, wrap it 'round a pole, sell a mil off the tragedy.
Big KRIT
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Wishing you even a minuscule percentage of the wealth and attention that will be showered upon the Kardashian fetus in 2013.
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When I was 17 I saw the movie Clueless, and that fashion was my life. The outfits from Judy's were the outfits I'd wear. I literally had at least 10 of the outfits Cher had. Also it was pretty cool to have different colored beepers. I'd change my color every weekend.
Kim Kardashian
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I think they're cute together, I've said that, but, honey, I don't know.. I like Kanye. I think Kim and Kanye, they've known each other for a really long time. I think they're good friends, and they're compatible, and I think Friendships is where good relationships stem from.
Khloe Kardashian
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