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Funny King With Me Quotes & Sayings
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King David and King Solomon Led merry, merry lives, With many, many lady friends And many, many wives; But when old age crept over them, With many, many qualms, King Solomon wrote the Proverbs And King David wrote the Psalms.
James Ball Naylor
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When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
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We have to remember that Dr. King was not an idle dreamer. Dr. King was a man of action. If Dr. King were here, he would challenge us and exhort us.
Marc Morial
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Bread is the king of the table and all else is merely the court that surrounds the king. The countries are the soup, the meat, the vegetables, the salad but bread is king.
Louis Bromfield
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In my country, at that time, being a champion of chess was like being a King. At that time I was a King - and when you are King you feel a lot of responsibility, but there is nobody there to help you.
Boris Spassky
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It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.
Regina King
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Boy, have you got your lions crossed.
The Lion King
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I work until beer oclock.
Stephen King
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I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
Stephen King
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For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.
William Shakespeare
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It was the king's army, the king's people, the king's taxes; and he who questioned the propriety of the royal prerogative of taking from his people without return or accounting, was reckoned, and felt himself to be, a criminal, guilty of the highest crime of disloyalty.
John Buchanan Robinson
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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
Stephen King
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King of England, and you, duke of Bedford, who call yourself regent of the kingdom of France... settle your debt to the king of Heaven; return to the Maiden, who is envoy of the king of Heaven, the keys to all the good towns you took and violated in France.
Joan Of Arc
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I pick up Lucille and then ping out those funny sounds that sound good to me, you know. Sometimes I get to play where I can't even say nothin. Lookout...
BB King
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People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Stephen King
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Rick Ross shirts be looking like a sheet from a King size bed!
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No king! No king! Fa la la la la la! -Hyenas
The Lion King
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Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in. If people get angry, you can always pretend you were just standing up to stretch.
John Alejandro King
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If you meet my expectations, please ask them to come home.
John Alejandro King
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