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Funny Kit Quotes & Sayings
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Conservative lawmakers in Egypt have called for a ban on imports of a kit meant to help women fake their virginity on their wedding night. The kit consists of a back brace and a Battlestar Galactica nightie.
Seth Meyers
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
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Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two Kit-Kats fall out of a vending machine at once.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.
Mitch Hedberg
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Today she is the lady of death, which I believe is the best muse to have.
Kit Williams
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America demands invention and innovation to succeed.
Kit Bond
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No one who knows my personal situation would think I am not sympathetic to the needs of the active forces.
Kit Bond
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The hoop is there to remind us not to jump through it, not to submit to someone else's control.
Kit Williams
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I started by looking at what others had done before me. You see, over the years there have been attempts by many different people to reconstruct the chariot.
Kit Williams
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The death tax is one of the leading causes of the dissolution of small businesses.
Kit Bond
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I would make my mom buy me the toy doctor kit.
Debi Thomas
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Im the kind of girl that'll tell myself I'm going on a diet, while eating a Kit-Kat bar...
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My inarticulate store bought hangover hobby kit
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I made every single piece myself, each individual component, so it was quite time consuming.
Kit Williams
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She's not happy about the life she is living but to jump through the hoop would mean to succumb to death.
Kit Williams
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The dog and the rabbit are telling us not to chase unattainable material goals.
Kit Williams
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The dog, the rabbit and the hoop all feature in the painting, and take the place of the orrery.
Kit Williams
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Newton, of course, was the inventor of differential calculus so his place in the tale is quite special.
Kit Williams
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Workers come to America to fill jobs unwanted by Americans, but they are staying and they are not going home.
Kit Bond
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