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Funny Lawyer Attorney Judge C Quotes & Sayings
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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
Unknown
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My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who's a lawyer, I got cousins that are lawyers.
Benicio Del Toro
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I was the United States Attorney for Maine for three years, and then was appointed a federal judge.
George J Mitchell
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If you violate Nature's laws you are your own prosecuting attorney, judge, jury, and hangman.
Luther Burbank
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You get a lawyer whether you're in a military tribunal or whether you're in a federal court, number one. The attorney general decided that the court with the biggest - with the greatest venue, with the best jurisdiction was the New York court. That was the right decision to make.
Joe Biden
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I noticed that this defense attorney is a very, very intelligent man, and he's very cool and he's very knowledgeable, and I think that personally I'd like to have an attorney like him.
Tommy Bond
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I have heard that a man might be his own lawyer, but you can't be your own judge
Margaret Deland
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You need to understand their needs and see what makes them happy. When it comes to working with Ja, I asked my lawyer: if you were his lawyer, what would you get for this? And if my lawyer says, he should get $1 million, I'd say, "okay, let's give him $1.5 million. I try to overpay him.
Irv Gotti
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Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.
Conan O'Brien
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Immanuel Kant would've made a lousy lawyer, but a great judge!
Stephen Gillers
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Immanuel Kant would've made a lousy lawyer, but a great judge!
Stephen Gillers
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Best friends don't judge each other, they get together and judge everybody else.
Unknown
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I know that Duke made a number of demands, including that the attorney general drop its investigation. We have no intention of asking the attorney general to do that.
Gray Davis
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I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.
Alphonse Karr
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Al Gonzales is a dedicated public servant and exceptionally qualified to be our nation's next Attorney General. I know that a lot has been said about Judge Gonzales' life story. It is a story of the fulfillment of the American Dream.
Mel Martinez
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I couldn't do that as attorney general. Why? Because they are my clients. You can't say they're not doing what they ought to be doing when you are the attorney general.
Christine Gregoire
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True friends do not judge each other, they judge people together.
Unknown
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Concepts of justice must have hands and feet to carry out justice in every case in the shortest possible time and the lowest possible cost. This is the challenge to every lawyer and judge in America.
Warren E Burger
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So that in 1974, when I graduated as a lawyer, I figured I'm not going to be a lawyer under a military regime.
Ruben Blades
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My brother Cody is 19. He wants to stay out of the limelight and become a lawyer. I want him to be an entertainment lawyer, so he can help me out!
Lindsay Lohan
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