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Funny Lazy Morning Quotes & Sayings
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Wandering around the wind just found a person so fit but sleeping tight. Want to know who is the one? It is you my dear lazy bum. Now please make a move and get up. Good Morning and have a moving grooving day ahead.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.
Nate
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Rita Rudner
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I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising, and I smoke. But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog. That's all.
Eva Green
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!
Johnny Depp
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
Ethel Merman
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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
William Feather
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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