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Funny Lie Quotes & Sayings
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Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
Unknown
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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True love will triumph in the end - which may or may not be a lie, but if it is a lie, it's the most beautiful lie we have.
John Green
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Let's put one lie to rest for all time: the lie that men are oppressed, too, by s..ism-the lie that there can be such a thing as men's liberation groups.
Robin Morgan
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It doesn't always pay to tell the truth, but it always costs to tell a lie. Most people will go their entire lives without figuring this out. But me, I don't fear what others think they can do to me. Therefore, I do not lie. People only lie when they're afraid.
Zach Taylor
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Why does everybody lie? You know the bad guys lie to get in your bed... and the good guys lie to get in your heart.
Brooke Davis
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Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically - for our mutual good. The lie is the basic building block of good manners. That may seem mildly shocking to a moralist - but then what isn't?
Quentin Crisp
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Jean Harlow
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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fu..ing effort. There is a difference.
Bill Hicks
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Violence can only be concealed by a lie, and the lie can only be maintained by violence. Any man who has once proclaimed violence as his method is inevitably forced to take the lie as his principle.
Alexander Solzehnitsyn
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If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.
Joseph Goebbels
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If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.
Joseph Goebbels
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I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
Lyn Nofziger
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover.
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Some people LIE to save their asses. Some people LIE to make themselves look better then you. Some people LIE to hide who they really are inside and out. Some people treat you like a friend,but after you see their true colors...You see that YOU'VE been LYING to YOURSELF about them the whole time.
Terri Amshey
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
Hussein Nishah
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Unless your girlfriend is Rihanna, she's not gonna love the way you lie.
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