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Funny Life And Bird Poo Quotes & Sayings
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I don't want to be stinky poo poo girl, I want to be happy flower child.
Drew Barrymore
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I don't want to be stinky poo poo girl, I want to be happy flower child.
Drew Barrymore
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I'll put my roody-poo foot up his roody-poo ass! *About The Rock*
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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As long as it's a good role and I can get into the script. I don't want to play a bad guy in some really awful movie. I don't want to be the romantic lead in some poo poo.
Donald Faison
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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When Life rings your door bell and leaves a burning bag of poo on your porch don't step on it, instead put it out by pissing on it. Touche, Life will say. Touche.
Sheldon Higdon
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When a BIRD is alive, it eats ants...when the bird is dead, ants eat the bird! Time and circumstances can change at any time...Lets not devalue or hurt anyone in Life...We may be powerful today...But remember, TIME is more powerful, one tree makes a million match sticks.. But when time comes....only one match stick is needed to burn a million trees...lets be good and do good earthlings.
Unknown
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Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to show the birds what I'm capable of.
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I got the poo on me!
Joe Dirt
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Who is this roody-poo?
The Rock
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Put a bird cage near the window so that the bird can see the sky? It's much better to look than not to, even if it hurts.
Klaus Kinski
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A bird in hand is a certainty. But a bird in the bush may sing.
Bret Harte
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I'm as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change.
Lynyrd Skynyrd
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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No bird has ever uttered note That was not in some first bird's throat; Since Eden's freshness and man's fall No rose has been original.
Thomas Bailey Aldrich
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If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
Ahmed Hashim
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If you're a bird, I'm a bird. -Noah (to Allie)
The Notebook
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Well what's funny is, again, people say they believed what was going on, but again, Bob's hands are about three times bigger than his feet. So these are very caricatured.
Brad Bird
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When I was a kid I had this funny blond hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.
Nicky Hilton
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