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Funny Life In General Quotes & Sayings
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Life is like a midget, try to live it up.
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You can't have everything....where would you put it?
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
Christopher Isherwood
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Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.
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Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
Sam Ewing
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!
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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
Will Ferrell
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
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For life in general, there is but one decree; youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle, old age a regret.
Benjamin Disraeli
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General Grant had no fixed plan of campaign beyond the general idea to avoid the strong defensive line occupied by General Lee behind Mine Run, and find a way to draw him out to open battle.
James Longstreet
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If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
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I think it has other roots, has to do, in part, with a general anxiety in contemporary life... nuclear bombs, inequality of possibility and chance, inequality of goods allotted to us, a kind of general racist, unjust attitude that is pervasive.
Leonard Baskin
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.
Terry Mark
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There are two great rules in life, the one general and the other particular. The first is that every one can in the end get what he wants if he only tries. This is the general rule. The particular rule is that every individual is more or less of an exception to the rule.
Samuel Butler
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