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Funny Lines Of Aging Parents Needing Help Quotes & Sayings
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Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.
Jane Fonda
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Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
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Ask for help when you need it. Even from your parents. There is no shame in needing help.
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
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Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
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No one can avoid aging, but aging productively is something else.
Katharine Graham
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If you look at body fat, it seems to increase with age, even though your weight does not. That's a physiological fact of aging, they say. Heck it is. It is an adaptive effect of aging.
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
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Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad a.. up.
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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
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It is important to remember that aging and growing old are not necessarily the same.
Senora Roy
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The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible.
Judith Regan
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!
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Needing that special someone to just take my by the waist pick me up and tell me I'm his and that he's never letting me go...Needing him to tell me that he's going to take care of me and all I have to do is love him and never leave him.
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As full lines of battle could not be handled through the thick wood, I ordered the advance of the six brigades by heavy skirmish lines, to be followed by stronger supporting lines.
James Longstreet
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I am not afraid of aging, but more afraid of people's reactions to my aging.
Barbara Hershey
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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In this age, I dont care how tactically or operationally brilliant you are, if you cannot create harmony even vicious harmony on the battlefield based on trust across service lines, across coalition and national lines, and across civilian/military lines, you need to go home, because your leadership is obsolete. We have got to have officers who can create harmony across all those lines.
James Mattis
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