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Funny Lunch Timeertive Quotes & Sayings
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Lunch? You gotta be kidding. Lunch is for wimps.
Stanley Weiser
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I have many memories of waking up to eat breakfast that my mother carefully prepared for us and her saying, what do y'all want for lunch, and as we're eating lunch, what do y'all want for dinner? It's always about the next meal.
Lisa Loeb
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Shelley Winters
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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Let's grab lunch with the understanding we'll eat separately at our desks.
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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
James Herriot
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If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time.
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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for s...
Erma Bombeck
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
Winnie The Pooh
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Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'
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I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
Eric Sykes
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Teacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out?
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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Nice guys finish lunch.
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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Think your own thoughts.
Lydia Lunch
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
W C Fields
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Lunch is for wimps.
Oliver Stone
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