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Funny Madea Quotes & Sayings
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Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here, you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna taste the rainbow.
Madea
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I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!
Madea
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That's because I didn't have to work with Madea. I only had to work with Madea once, and that was at the barbecue and I didn't have to get close to her.
Shemar Moore
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Hellerrr How u durnin'
Madea
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Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them when you get them everyone gonna get got!
Madea
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I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me
Madea
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Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!
Madea
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A beast wit no neck, there it is!
Madea
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The devil is a lie, I'm not finna eat this.
Madea
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I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!
Madea
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Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?
Madea
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Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do something too.
Madea
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Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!
Madea
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Ya'll sure doin a lot for her, when I got married, all I got was a pair of sho..!
Madea
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I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin too much!
Madea
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Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!
Madea
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Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!
Madea
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And when I think about the goodness of jesus and all that he has done for me my soul cries out holluyar that gawd for saving me.
Madea
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I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit' yo navel!
Madea
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