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Funny Madea Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Madea" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.
Madea
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When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent the pole. When I got down that thing looked like a horseshoe.
Madea
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Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to beat yo ass!! I'm telling you, I'm crazy, I will burn this place DOWN!
Madea
622 Likes
She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I didn't kill him, though. No, that wasn't me.
Madea
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Madea is the reason that the saved and unsaved, believers or not, Muslim, Jews, everyone will come together to see this film. I mean, she's a really great character.
Tyler Perry
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Madea is such an inviting figure. That's why I'll never change her. She'll never be saved. She'll never be Christian. She is the disarmer to invite people to come in and see the movie. And then, I'll have other characters represent that too.
Tyler Perry
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I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya jesus!
Madea
154 Likes
Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.
Madea
192 Likes
True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can pray. Just say in the name of Jesus this is your stamp that will get it up there to his ear.
Madea
223 Likes
Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.
Madea
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Tyler Perry's 'Madea Goes to Jail!' Which, I have to tell you, of everything that I've ever done in my career, that's the only thing that's perked up the ears of my nieces and nephews. That is it, that's done it for them. That made me a bona fide star in their eyes!
Viola Davis
19 Likes
Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you, you can't get to what's in front of you because you're too busy looking back to see what he's doing.
Madea
283 Likes
Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.
Madea
666 Likes
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make sure his baby can eat.
Madea
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Halalura Amend and Amend!
Madea
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You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for the Lort, I am livin' for the Lort. When I think of the goodness of Jesus and all that he has donnnnnnne for me, my soul cries out halleu-yer thank God for savin' me.
Madea
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the words in red... I open my Bible to that New Testimony and see all that red and I just give up. Jesus was talkin' way too much.
Madea
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