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Funny Make Up Wit Quotes & Sayings
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Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor inspires sympathetic good-natured laughter and is favored by the ''healing-power'' gang. Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.
Florence King
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Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it.
G K Chesterton
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If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to make me laugh. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. Thats not a turn-on for me.
Ryan Phillippe
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Uhh, girl stop playin' wit me. I know my songs the only reason why you layin wit me, the way the whole building get to swaying with me. Sign on my door sayin "No you not stayin wit me".
Dom Kennedy
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Moral sentences appear ostentatious and tumid, when they have no greater occasions than the journey of a wit to his home town: yet such pleasures and such pains make up the general mass of life; and as nothing is little to him that feels it with gre
Samuel Johnson
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Moral sentences appear ostentatious and tumid, when they have no greater occasions than the journey of a wit to his home town: yet such pleasures and such pains make up the general mass of life; and as nothing is little to him that feels it with gre
Samuel Johnson
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Mighty mouse charm appraised that, just bout 50 Gotta shine like Diddy, cross em up like Bibby, Many men wanna kill me but I'm not 50, I'ma take one wit me, let me know who wit me, Who you wit motherfu..a, blood-in no envy, when the feds snatched me I said I had no memory.
Gucci Mane
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No matter how much restriction civilization imposes on the individual, he nevertheless finds some way to circumvent it. Wit is the best safety valve modern man has evolved; the more civilization, the more repression, the more need there is for wit."
Sigmund Freud
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Wit must be foiled by wit : cut a diamond with a diamond
William Congreve
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You think you're a wit, and you're probably half right.
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When the wine is in, the wit is out.
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this game you think is funny is some real shit. So you need to be more careful who you fu..in wit, beyotch!
DJ Quik
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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Snap ya fingers and then rock wit it. Do it, do it, do it, do it, gon drop wit it.
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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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I can see you over there chillin wit your girlfriends cant believe your by yourself you should be here wit me.
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Wit is a treacherous dart. It is perhaps the only weapon with which it is possible to stab oneself in one's own back.
Geoffrey Bocca
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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
Mark Twain
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Wit is the clash and reconcilement of incongruities, the meeting of extremes around a corner
Leigh Hunt
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