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Funny Making My Night Status Quotes & Sayings
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I felt so bad last night for having this one night stand, the following day I got another one for the other side of the bed.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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Hope you're feeling okay after being s..ually violated by Miley Cyrus last night.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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I wonder if there will be a day where they were fu..ing sick of making calendars?
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Staying up all night making this sign was hard too.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b*tches.
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If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
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The best conversations usually happen late at night.
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Everything seems dirtier when it's late at night.
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Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well.
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