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Funny Mario J Quotes & Sayings
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If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up with them and say, 'It's not you, it's-a me! Mario.'
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I look more at a woman's personality. I need her to be smart and passionate about what she does. Read more: Mario Lopez Interview - Quotes from NBC Extra's Mario Lopez - Cosmopolitan
Mario Lopez
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. You owe me.
Hussein Nishah
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Mario's mom was watching a rehearsal, and we did a step that didn't look as aesthetically beautiful as we wanted it to. She said, 'Mario, you look like Bonito going to the toilet.' Bonito is her dog! And I was like, 'Great.' And then she said to me, 'If you need to spank him, go ahead.'
Karina Smirnoff
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Dont be a racist. Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber; created by Japanese people, who speak English and look like Mexicans.
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February 13 should be international condom day.
Mario Tomasello
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I used to care what people think about me until I tried paying my bills with their thoughts.
Mario Tomasello
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Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Everything comes to those who wait... except a cat.
Mario Andretti
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If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
Mario Andretti
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I like to consider myself an actor who just happens to be Hispanic.
Mario Lopez
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When someone screams at me to hurry up, I slow down.
Mario Lemieux
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As I've said, in 2007, we're free to go and we'll just have to do what's best for the business.
Mario Lemieux
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Even the strongest man needs friends.
Mario Puzo
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It's up to the community now to decide if they want to keep this team.
Mario Lemieux
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You want calamities? What about the Ice Age?
Mario Cuomo
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