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Funny Marriage Advise Quotes & Sayings
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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
Hussein Nishah
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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
Nikhil Saluja
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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
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The best way to give advise to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
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DAUGHTER what is marriage: MOM: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore........
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he wont even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
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I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE.
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Broken marriage, to save or not to save? That is often the question most people ask nowadays whose marriage is on the rocks. Should you really try to save or not save your marriage? It really depends on one's situation. A broken marriage is not something that one wishes for but sometimes it is better that way for the good of everybody. Every marriage has its flaws, no marriage is perfect but those imperfections are not reason enough to split unless of course the main factor that holds a marriage together is gone.
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Broken marriage, to save or not to save? That is often the question most people ask nowadays whose marriage is on the rocks. Should you really try to save or not save your marriage? It really depends on one's situation. A broken marriage is not something that one wishes for but sometimes it is better that way for the good of everybody. Every marriage has its flaws, no marriage is perfect but those imperfections are not reason enough to split unless of course the main factor that holds a marriage together is gone.
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Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
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Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
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Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
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All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
Lord Byron
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
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Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Benjamin Franklin
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Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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