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Funny Marriage Drinking Quotes & Sayings
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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
Nikhil Saluja
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If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
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I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary.
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It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.
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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
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Technically, you're not drinking alone if your kids are home.
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
Unknown
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I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
Joe E Lewis
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DAUGHTER what is marriage: MOM: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore........
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
Melchor Lim
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he wont even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
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Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how the hell can he drink when he's dead?
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