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Funny Married L Quotes & Sayings
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
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I never thought that Id be married to anybody, and I surely never thought that Id be married to anybody as long as Ive been married to him. And I plan on being married to him for the rest of my life.
Jada Pinkett Smith
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.
Zach Braff
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I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
Bobby Darin
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And in a marriage you can't TRY and be married. You're married or you're not married... as far as I'm concerned.
Ringo Starr
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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?
Denis Leary
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.
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Sorry even your gay friends will now be getting married before you.
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Married people are fatter on average anyway.
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Getting married last lowers your chances of getting divorced first.
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I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me.
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It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.
Regina King
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.
Unknown
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Unknown
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