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Funny Math Teacher Retirment Quotes & Sayings
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I'd never been a teacher before, and here I was starting my first day with these eager students. There was a shortage of teachers, and they had been without a math teacher for six months. They were so excited to learn math.
Andrew Shue
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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
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In high school, a teacher once suggested that I be a math major in college. I thought, 'Me? You've got to be joking!' I mean, in junior high, I used to come home and cry because I was so afraid of my math homework. Seriously, I was terrified of math.
Danica McKellar
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Dear Mom, It is not my fault I am failing math. Sincerely, blaming my math teacher.
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You know, I loved math. My mom was a math teacher.
Joan Cusack
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You know, I loved math. My mom was a math teacher.
Joan Cusack
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Students never think it can be the teacher's fault and so I thought I was stupid. I was frustrated and would come home and cry because I couldn't do it. Then we got a new teacher who made math accessible. That made all the difference and I learned that it's how you present it that makes it scary or friendly.
Danica McKellar
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The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one.
Unknown
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During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.
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I noticed there were so many people, especially women, who would come up to me having recognized me from TV and say, 'I heard you were a math person, why math? Oh my gosh, I could never do math!' I could just see their self-esteem crumbling; I thought that was silly, so I wanted to make math more friendly and accessible.
Danica McKellar
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Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
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Lmao. My math teacher just added me on Facebook. I hate him.
Unknown
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I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
Calvin Trillin
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I started to teach social science for the sixth grade. I wasn't a teacher, but I had enough college lessons. I was a temporary teacher for somebody who had a crack-up. When I went to that school I already was the fourth teacher. No school on TV is like that one. That was really funny. The teachers, after all, had nervous breakdowns because of the Sixth-graders.
Ed ONeill
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There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
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You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
Jay Mohr
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
Henry Youngman
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I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
Calvin Trillin
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Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Minna Thomas Antrim
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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